Can I look forward to more silly happenings like this?
I'd been helping a friend clean house and arrived home feeling tired, cold and achy.
I had a cup of coffee, then decided on a shower.
And pyjamas, since I wasn't going out again.
Turned up the heat to just under cook-the-flesh-off-the-bones temperature, stepped under the spray and .....Oh....My....God!!
Heavenly, heavenly bliss.
Without that annoying dying and going to Heaven bit.
With muscles easing nicely, I soaped, rinsed, repeated, turn off the water and reached for my towel.
Which wasn't there!!
I'd forgotten to lift it off the airing rack on my way through the bedroom.
I made do with the small hand towel hanging by the basin, a very poor substitute for the very large, soft and fluffy bath sheet I usually wrap myself in.
I’M SORRY, BUT I NEVER APOLOGIZE
2 hours ago