I had an odd dream in the predawn hours of Wednesday morning. I'd been up at 5am to give Angel his breakfast, then gone back to bed. Usually he is fairly insistent about me getting up again, but this time he allowed me to go back to sleep. To dream.
I was in a clothing shop, just browsing, when I spotted a rack of leather jackets with sales tickets on each one. The reduced price was so ridiculously low (39.95) and one jacket in particular caught my eye. I decided to try it on and it fit me so well and felt so comfortable, I kept it on as I continued to wander the store. With the price tag dangling from the sleeve for anyone to see. I didn't see anything else to attract my attention, so decided to go back to where the jackets were and look at the leather handbags.
When I got back to the leather section, I found the rack of jackets had been moved way back to where customers couldn't easily access it and there were security guards standing around. I knew they were waiting for me and guessed there were probably more guards at the doors to prevent me leaving. I wasn't concerned or afraid, not one bit. I went to the counter and said to the salesgirl, this jacket is so comfortable, I've had it on the whole time I've been wandering around, so I'll pay for it now so you can cut off the price tag and remove the security button, then I'll just keep wearing it.
So I paid for the jacket, everyone looked very relieved that I wasn't trying to steal it, then I went looking at the handbags. I couldn't find any I liked, then I woke up.
YOU PROBABLY KNEW THIS STUFF ALREADY
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