Welcome back to Whimsical Wednesday!
The day for your googled giggle that gets you over the hump that is Wednesday and sliding down into the weekend.
something to try next time you get an obscene phone call?
Store clerk: not again.
Lady customer: what's wrong dear?
Store clerk: some jerk keeps making obscene calls to this number.
Phone: ring ring
Beefy Security guard: I take this one
Store clerk: oh! Make sure to play up your accent.
Security guard: Hello? What? You do what to my body? Yes? You know what I do to your body when I find you?
Security Guard: he hang up.
Store clerk: good work.
Lady customer: So- do you have a lady friend?
Security guard: Boris have many women. All are love him.
Store clerk: you're married..and your name isn't Boris
Security guard: Boris name of accent. Has life of own.
Holier than thou
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