well colour me stupid
I had to be up early this morning if I wanted to be at work on time, (and I did, I have a good track record there), so I thought I'd watch the Jeff Foxworthy Show while I ate breakfast. I haven't seen it in yonks, and Jeff is funny. So after the fastest shower in history, (my history, not world history), I turned on the TV at 6am to find a commercial playing. One of those info-mercial type things. For the Magic Bullet . We've all seen this? Remarkable little machine that does everything a blender would do? Yep, that's the one. Well, it just went on and on and on ..... I cooked and ate breakfast, took my vitamins, drank my juice, read a few pages of "The Big Issue", washed my breakfast dishes........ the damn thing was still going!! At 6.30 it finally ended, to be replaced with ads for makeup; weight loss product; Baker's Delight; some car driving in the desert making crop circle designs; an ad for the Australian Red Cross Blood Servic...