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I'm not the intellectual type

I don't read deep and meaningful books that will help me psychoanalyse myself, I don't spend my days asking "why am I here?" I don't do a lot of soul searching for the reason I was placed here on this earth at this time. I know the answer to that one. I am here to enjoy my years in this life and to give birth to my four children, two of whom have now had their own children and the world is a better place for it. I certainly don't spend hours/days/months gazing at my navel * contemplating the meaning of life. There is no meaning, life just is. Instead, I read books that draw me into the story so deeply I feel as if I'm there, I also read books that make me laugh. Here's a few passages that I hope will make you laugh too. "Sunday was jelly doughnut day. It was like taking communion. I'm a Catholic by birth, but in my own personal religion, the Trinity will forever be the Father, the Son and the Holy Jelly Doughnut." "I w...