Okay - not.
But I am featured in our local free newspaper this week.
It's a story about me and the beehive I found and photographed.
(crosses fingers and hope the link works).
Just in case you can't make out the text, here it is:-
Maylands was abuzz last month and Elsie Hanlin was on hand to capture it.
The Maylands resident is a keen photographer and spotted a beehive nestled in a meter box at the Dover Street roundabout.
"I could hear the bees and *see them buzzing, so I walked over and the (meter box) lid was off," Ms Hanlin says.
"They were building a hive and there were two big honeycomb pieces just covered in bees."
Ms Hanlin submitted one of her photos to the East Torrens Messenger's online Summer Holidays photo gallery.
She can often be seen strolling the streets, camera in hand, snapping away at rooflines, shadows or a cheeky cat.
"I take photos of anything that pops into my head. I don't have a particular theme. "
So there's my picture, for everyone to see, (and my name too, which I wasn't quite ready to reveal yet.) But what the heck, it's done now.
The story has one mistake, I sent them four photos, not one. They chose a good one, but it didn't come out well in the size they used. To See better photos, click on the link above, (beehive), and see the all photos I posted there.
*see them buzzing? Hmmm.
I think they meant hear them buzzing and see them flying about.
I'm so picky aren't I?
I’M SORRY, BUT I NEVER APOLOGIZE
2 hours ago