We've discovered no calorie chocolate.
Ta-Da! the evidence....
** (I have gone to pick up junk food for the house, when a customer in line behind me notices the chocolate bars I’ve selected. They are a brand that leaves tiny air bubbles inside the chocolate.)
Customer: “Oh! I just love those!”
Me: “Heh, yeah. They’re a favorite in the household.”
Customer: “I love them because they took all the calories out!”
Me: “The orange ones are the best, I— Wait, what?”
Customer: “Oh, don’t you know? Those holes are where the calories used to be!” **
**copied from notalwaysright.com
See? Problem solved.
Unless you don't like that brand of chocolate, if that's the case, I can't help you.