May2nd and time again for Calendar Tuesday.
First up, Life of Teddy:
Happy Mother's Day
Moving on to the Violent Veg:
Blimey, he's totally hammered.
and finally, the Suzy Toronto:
An Invisible Crown: Don't leave home without it!
and here is what it says:
An Invisible Crown: don't leave home without it!
Some of us are just born with glitter in our veins.
But as boring as it is, there really are times when we have to pretend to be normal, no matter how exhausting it is.
(sometimes we just have to conform)
And even though I vow to never let anyone dull my sparkle, some days it's just easier to put on my invisible crown and head out the door.
I know it's there...even if no one else can see it. As it perches atop my head, slightly askew, it empowers me to glitter, sparkle and shine at the most wonderfully random times.
Sometimes I even use the secret button behind my ear that, unbeknownst to everyone around me, causes my crown to blink wildly and play my theme song so loud it drowns out everyone and everything around me.
Of course, it's at a decibel that only other wonderful, wacky women can hear.
Buy hey, that works for me!
So don't despair if occasionally you need to pretend to be normal. Just put on your invisible crown, and keep your sparkle shining bright.
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