Old-fashioned joke - no swearing
two neighbours sipping cups of tea
neighbour one: have you met the new neighbour across the street yet?
neighbour two: yes, he's an Irishman
neighbour one: oh, really?
neighbour two: no, O'Reilly
Anyone else know any good old jokes that are clean and family friendly?
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A salesman was lost, so he went to an old farm house for directions. The farmer had three daughters and he...nevermind, I got nothing.
ReplyDeletejoeh; I think I've heard that one but don't remember the rest of it. Nice of you to drop in here :)
DeleteSmiling. My father would have really, really liked that one.
ReplyDeleteElephant's Child; I like the simple, easy to understand jokes, where no one gets embarrassed by the content.
DeleteHeh, heh! Here's one I got off the wrapper of Laffy Taffy:
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Oinkment!
Val; that's a good one :)
DeleteA dad joke! I like them.
ReplyDeleteAndrew; dad jokes are good, do you know any?
Delete:-) Sadly not, but, post to come tomorrow, my neighbor freaked me out today!
ReplyDeleteIris Flavia; I try to ignore my freaky neighbours.
DeleteThe little boy had a pet worm named Motor. He lost his pet worm and cried an cried. Then, while he was eating an apple, Out bored motor.
ReplyDeleteGranny Annie; another good one.
DeleteDon't trust atoms. They make up everything.
ReplyDeleteArkansas Patti; that one is a favourite of mine.
DeleteIf history repeats itself, I am so getting a dinosaur. If it doesn't repeat itself, then I will go on Amazon and order one.
ReplyDeleteSusan Kane; I wouldn't be getting a dinosaur, I have enough to do looking after a cat.
DeleteLoL, never heard that one before.
ReplyDeleteDora; it's an old one I first heard as a teenager.
DeleteFabulous blog
ReplyDeleteRajani Rehana; thank you. Welcome to Drifting
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ReplyDeleteRajani Rehana; tomorrow
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