Old-fashioned joke - no swearing

 two neighbours sipping cups of tea

neighbour one: have you met the new neighbour across the street yet?

neighbour two: yes, he's an Irishman

neighbour one: oh, really?

neighbour two: no, O'Reilly


Anyone else know any good old jokes that are clean and family friendly?

Comments

  1. A salesman was lost, so he went to an old farm house for directions. The farmer had three daughters and he...nevermind, I got nothing.

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    1. joeh; I think I've heard that one but don't remember the rest of it. Nice of you to drop in here :)

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  2. Smiling. My father would have really, really liked that one.

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    1. Elephant's Child; I like the simple, easy to understand jokes, where no one gets embarrassed by the content.

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  3. Heh, heh! Here's one I got off the wrapper of Laffy Taffy:

    What did the pig put on his burn?
    Oinkment!

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    1. Andrew; dad jokes are good, do you know any?

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  5. :-) Sadly not, but, post to come tomorrow, my neighbor freaked me out today!

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    1. Iris Flavia; I try to ignore my freaky neighbours.

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  6. The little boy had a pet worm named Motor. He lost his pet worm and cried an cried. Then, while he was eating an apple, Out bored motor.

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  7. Don't trust atoms. They make up everything.

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    1. Arkansas Patti; that one is a favourite of mine.

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  8. If history repeats itself, I am so getting a dinosaur. If it doesn't repeat itself, then I will go on Amazon and order one.

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    1. Susan Kane; I wouldn't be getting a dinosaur, I have enough to do looking after a cat.

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    1. Dora; it's an old one I first heard as a teenager.

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    1. Rajani Rehana; thank you. Welcome to Drifting

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