oooh - aaarrgh - eeuuuw
Angel just jumped up onto the table and spread himself between me and the keyboard for a belly rub.
Then the little stinker farted.
Urk.
My nose is dead!
Then the little stinker farted.
Urk.
My nose is dead!
the new kick-start diet
I saw the new and improved Kick-Start diet on TV last night. It was a featured story on Today Tonight , but I wasn't paying a lot of attention, I did notice that it featured a lot of soup , much like the original kick-start diet. So this morning I got onto Google and found the recipe for the soup. Here it is:-> 3 tomatoes 2 large cans of crushed tomatoes 2 cans of liquid stock, either beef, chicken or vegetable (stock comes in cans? what size cans?) 2 cups water 1 packet dry vegetable soup powder or French Onion soup powder 1 bunch spring onions 1 bunch celery 2 cups green beans 3 green capsicums 1kg carrots 2 stock cubes, either beef, chicken or vegetable chop all vegetables into small pieces, add to the pot with everything else, rapid boil for two minutes, then simmer until vegetables are tender. Makes enough for one person for two days. Eat as much as you want, whenever you want, during the day. Instead of your usual foods of course. (This rem
UGH!
ReplyDeleteKathy G; that's not quite what I said :)
DeleteI'm thankful he doesn't do this too often.
MOL !
ReplyDeleteGrace; he's often between me and my keyboard, but not usually farting.
DeleteWell that Angel is being a little stinker, both figuratively and literally.
ReplyDeleteCheryl; he's a stinker for getting in my way here at the computer, but doesn't usually fart. He did as a kitten, had stinky breath too, so I tried different brands of food until I found the ones that didn't cause the problems.
DeleteI'm sure it was only an accident.
ReplyDeletejoeh; of course it was.
DeleteIt is Jewel here. Not often, but vicious when she lets fly. A smell which strips paint and makes my eyes run...
ReplyDeleteEC; poor Jewel and poor you too. I discovered fairly quickly that Angel farted a lot and had stinky breath when he was on a Whiskas diet. So there's no more of that around here.
DeleteJack's geriatric gas clears the room regularly :)
ReplyDeleteVicki; would it help to alter his diet a little?
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