It isn't a story, it's a collection of thoughts on various things by the author, who I don't recall just now.
Here's a passage from it:-
UNCLE SAM WANTS YOU
Things I wonder about the FBI’s list of the “Ten Most Wanted” criminals: When they catch a guy and he comes off the list, does number eleven automatically move up? And does he see it as a promotion? Does he call his criminal friends and say, “I made it Bruno. I’m finally on the list”?
Does the FBI search harder for number three than they do for number seven? I would. Otherwise why have the numbers at all?
These are the kinds of thoughts that keep me from making any real progress in life.
and here's another:-
THE CONTROL FREAKS
We're the ones who control your lives. We make the decisions that affect all of you.
Isn't it interesting to know that those who run your lives would have the nerve to tell you about it in this manner?
Suffer, you fools. We know everything you do, and we know where you go. What do you think the cameras are for?
And the global positioning satellites? And the Social Security numbers?
You belong to us. And it can't be changed.
Sign your petitions, walk your picket lines, bring your lawsuits, cast your votes, and write those stupid letters to whomever you please; you won't change a thing.
Because we control your lives. And we have plans for you.
Go back to sleep.