I can't stay awake more than 15 minutes at a time
and when that happens, something is clearly wrong. Began the day unable to eat breakfast, this in itself is a most unusual occurence. I had my current book open in front of my porridge, but couldn't focus the eyes properly. Another disaster. Then my eyes kept closing with my head drooping towards the table. What the heck is going on here? I was up too early anyway, so decided to lie down for a while. Fell asleep. Woke up to find that "hit by a truck" feeling had returned and brought with it a feisty little friend who seemed to be taking great pleasure in stabbing my innards with miniature red hot pokers. I phoned work and said I wouldn't be in, then fell back into bed. The rest of the day has been spent sleeping in between record breaking speed dashes to the bathroom. At one point I seriously considered padding the toilet area with pillows and quilts, maybe adding a bookshelf. Might as well get comfy there, right? Clearly, I have a virus. Me! I never get sick!! Damn,