How about MY version?FLOSSIE THE FLOOZY(To the tune of FROSTY THE SNOWMAN)Flossie the Floozy, I’m telling you so you’ll know,Had a garter belt and a button nose, and two boobs made of snow.Flossie the Floozy was a *kurveh, so they say.She was made of snow, but the children know she came to life one day.There must have been some magic in that old bra that they found,‘Cause when they placed it on her boobs, she threw it on the ground!Oh, Flossie the Floozy was alive as she could beAnd the children say she said, “You must pay if you want to be with me.”Thumpety thump, thump, thumpety thump, thump,The children were awestruck.Thumpety thump, thump, thumpety thump, thump,“Who’s got twenty bucks?”Flossie the Floozy knew the sun was hot that day,So she said, "I’ve got to dash and make some cash now, before I melt away."Down to the taverns, this chilly courtesan,Running near and far, she must have looked bizarre, sayin', "*Shtup me if you can."They followed her down the streets of town, smack into a cop,But all the grownups ran away when they heard him holler, "Stop!"Then Flossie the Floozy knew she had to go to jail,But she waved goodbye, sayin' "Don't you cry, I'll be back when I post bail."*kurveh-prostitute*Shtup-have intercourse with
I'll never look at a snowman againwithout bursting into laughter.
Ahhhh...George Strait....a man straight after my heart!
fishducky; that's hilarious! I love it. And will never ever put a bra on a snowwoman with boobs.Lee; he's another good one isn't he? Right up there with all the other favourites.
That's a nice cheery Christmas Song..but then most Christmas songs are cheery :)
Margaret-whiteangel; some are hard to listen to though, when they're sung too slowly. I prefer the cheerier ones.