Thursday's Christmas song selection
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George Strait: Frosty the Snowman
and with lyrics:
sing-a-long!
and with lyrics:
Sunday Selections #754
Long ago, Kim of Frog Ponds Rock, (who no longer blogs), dreamed up a meme called Sunday Selections. A place where those who were willing could put up photos they wanted to share, new, old, good, bad or indifferent, any photos you please. Nothing rude or vulgar though. And we don't mind at all if other bloggers care to join us. The meme is now continued by Elephant's Child and I join in as do a few others. Andrew is one. Messymimi is another. Drop in to their blogs and have a look. Wisewebwoman has also been joining us occasionally. Brother R came to visit and brought me some old paperwork belonging to my dad, who has been dead for 25 and a half years now. They'd been stored in a container with moth balls and were quite stinky so I pegged them out on the clothes rack in the back porch three days later, most are now inside, but the heavier items such as dad's passports are still smelly so they are still out there. I now have the original copy of his natu...
How about MY version?
ReplyDeleteFLOSSIE THE FLOOZY
(To the tune of FROSTY THE SNOWMAN)
Flossie the Floozy, I’m telling you so you’ll know,
Had a garter belt and a button nose, and two boobs made of snow.
Flossie the Floozy was a *kurveh, so they say.
She was made of snow, but the children know she came to life one day.
There must have been some magic in that old bra that they found,
‘Cause when they placed it on her boobs, she threw it on the ground!
Oh, Flossie the Floozy was alive as she could be
And the children say she said, “You must pay if you want to be with me.”
Thumpety thump, thump, thumpety thump, thump,
The children were awestruck.
Thumpety thump, thump, thumpety thump, thump,
“Who’s got twenty bucks?”
Flossie the Floozy knew the sun was hot that day,
So she said, "I’ve got to dash and make some cash now, before I melt away."
Down to the taverns, this chilly courtesan,
Running near and far, she must have looked bizarre, sayin', "*Shtup me if you can."
They followed her down the streets of town, smack into a cop,
But all the grownups ran away when they heard him holler, "Stop!"
Then Flossie the Floozy knew she had to go to jail,
But she waved goodbye, sayin' "Don't you cry, I'll be back when I post bail."
*kurveh-prostitute
*Shtup-have intercourse with
I'll never look at a snowman again
Deletewithout bursting into laughter.
:)
DeleteAhhhh...George Strait....a man straight after my heart!
ReplyDeletefishducky; that's hilarious! I love it. And will never ever put a bra on a snowwoman with boobs.
ReplyDeleteLee; he's another good one isn't he? Right up there with all the other favourites.
That's a nice cheery Christmas Song..but then most Christmas songs are cheery :)
ReplyDeleteMargaret-whiteangel; some are hard to listen to though, when they're sung too slowly. I prefer the cheerier ones.
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