Thursday's Christmas song selection
Scroll down to find my Thursday Thoughts post. But only if you want to.
George Strait: Frosty the Snowman
and with lyrics:
sing-a-long!
and with lyrics:
Words for Wednesday
The original Words for Wednesday was begun by Delores and eventually taken over by a moveable feast of participants when Delores had computer troubles. Sadly, Delores has now closed her blog forever due to other problems. The aim of the words is to encourage us to write. A story, a poem, whatever comes to mind. If you are posting an entry on your own blog, please let us know so we can come along to read it and add a few encouraging words. This month the words/prompts are supplied by River (that's me) and can be found here This week's words/prompts are: 1. on the run 2. belong 3. street 4. breakfast 5. tent and this image: taken by "Genius" and allowed by Val . Also Charlotte's colour of the month which is Orient Red for September.
How about MY version?
ReplyDeleteFLOSSIE THE FLOOZY
(To the tune of FROSTY THE SNOWMAN)
Flossie the Floozy, I’m telling you so you’ll know,
Had a garter belt and a button nose, and two boobs made of snow.
Flossie the Floozy was a *kurveh, so they say.
She was made of snow, but the children know she came to life one day.
There must have been some magic in that old bra that they found,
‘Cause when they placed it on her boobs, she threw it on the ground!
Oh, Flossie the Floozy was alive as she could be
And the children say she said, “You must pay if you want to be with me.”
Thumpety thump, thump, thumpety thump, thump,
The children were awestruck.
Thumpety thump, thump, thumpety thump, thump,
“Who’s got twenty bucks?”
Flossie the Floozy knew the sun was hot that day,
So she said, "I’ve got to dash and make some cash now, before I melt away."
Down to the taverns, this chilly courtesan,
Running near and far, she must have looked bizarre, sayin', "*Shtup me if you can."
They followed her down the streets of town, smack into a cop,
But all the grownups ran away when they heard him holler, "Stop!"
Then Flossie the Floozy knew she had to go to jail,
But she waved goodbye, sayin' "Don't you cry, I'll be back when I post bail."
*kurveh-prostitute
*Shtup-have intercourse with
I'll never look at a snowman again
Deletewithout bursting into laughter.
:)
DeleteAhhhh...George Strait....a man straight after my heart!
ReplyDeletefishducky; that's hilarious! I love it. And will never ever put a bra on a snowwoman with boobs.
ReplyDeleteLee; he's another good one isn't he? Right up there with all the other favourites.
That's a nice cheery Christmas Song..but then most Christmas songs are cheery :)
ReplyDeleteMargaret-whiteangel; some are hard to listen to though, when they're sung too slowly. I prefer the cheerier ones.
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