Thursday's Christmas song selection
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George Strait: Frosty the Snowman
and with lyrics:
sing-a-long!
and with lyrics:
dented or otherwise damaged cans, what do you do?
This article in yesterday's paper caught my eye. Looks like mould to me. But. Forget the sensational headline for a minute and focus on the can. Notice how it's a little blackened around the bottom rim? I'm not sure it shows, but it looks like the can has been standing in wet conditions, the wrapper looks a little wrinkled too at top and bottom. Was it like this when it was bought? If yes, why buy it? If no, then how was it stored in the home environment? Use by date. Usually irrelevant, unless the can has been opened. We all know that once a can is opened the contents need to be used immediately, especially baby foods. She mentions somewhere in the story that the contents appeared "a bit runny". This happens when food is given to the baby directly from the can, (or jar) with saliva from the baby's mouth being transferred to the contents, which then begins to break down the molecular structure of the canned food. This isn't immedia...
How about MY version?
ReplyDeleteFLOSSIE THE FLOOZY
(To the tune of FROSTY THE SNOWMAN)
Flossie the Floozy, I’m telling you so you’ll know,
Had a garter belt and a button nose, and two boobs made of snow.
Flossie the Floozy was a *kurveh, so they say.
She was made of snow, but the children know she came to life one day.
There must have been some magic in that old bra that they found,
‘Cause when they placed it on her boobs, she threw it on the ground!
Oh, Flossie the Floozy was alive as she could be
And the children say she said, “You must pay if you want to be with me.”
Thumpety thump, thump, thumpety thump, thump,
The children were awestruck.
Thumpety thump, thump, thumpety thump, thump,
“Who’s got twenty bucks?”
Flossie the Floozy knew the sun was hot that day,
So she said, "I’ve got to dash and make some cash now, before I melt away."
Down to the taverns, this chilly courtesan,
Running near and far, she must have looked bizarre, sayin', "*Shtup me if you can."
They followed her down the streets of town, smack into a cop,
But all the grownups ran away when they heard him holler, "Stop!"
Then Flossie the Floozy knew she had to go to jail,
But she waved goodbye, sayin' "Don't you cry, I'll be back when I post bail."
*kurveh-prostitute
*Shtup-have intercourse with
I'll never look at a snowman again
Deletewithout bursting into laughter.
:)
DeleteAhhhh...George Strait....a man straight after my heart!
ReplyDeletefishducky; that's hilarious! I love it. And will never ever put a bra on a snowwoman with boobs.
ReplyDeleteLee; he's another good one isn't he? Right up there with all the other favourites.
That's a nice cheery Christmas Song..but then most Christmas songs are cheery :)
ReplyDeleteMargaret-whiteangel; some are hard to listen to though, when they're sung too slowly. I prefer the cheerier ones.
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