I know all of you lovely people in Queensland have way too much water at the moment, with even more rain expected.
So maybe you could all do me a favour?
Package up some of the excess and send it down here to SA or over to WA, I hear they need water too.
Buckets well sealed with Glad Wrap should do the trick.
Or maybe you could hijack a milk tanker or two?
We would pay the driver very well.
In baked goods.
Thanks very much.
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2 hours ago